Gossip Girl

I am very excited about Gossip Girl. But if I was runing that series, I would start it off all light and frothy and trashy like it currently is, but then over the course of its life, I would slowly make the characters more and more despicable, more and more repulsive (they could even do a crossover episode with Law and Order: SVU), kind of like taking the Frank Grimes episode of The Simpsons and making a whole mythology out of it. Then, in the finale, they all move to Charlotte and get jobs as i-bankers and meet every Tuesday at TGIFriday's to have fruity drinks and fondly recall the old days. All except for Serena, who was killed by the Latin Kings for protecting her 23-year-old coke-dealing boyfriend. "The Chloe bag," they will say, a few drinks into the evening, the road signs on the wall beginning to morph into grotesque shapes and the grease stains slowly spreading on their polyester pants, "couldn't stop that bullet."

Labels: gossip girl, horrible ideas, the simpsons, TV

posted by Mike B. @ 7:49 AM